The Studly Rooster Man

(sounds like the Son of a Preacher Man)


Brian Craven was a CPA
And when my buddies would visit he'd come along
When they gathered around and started talkin'
That's when Brian would start a walkin'
Out through the back yard he'd go walkin'
Then he'd look into my eyes
Lord knows, to my surprise

The only one who could ever reach me
Was the studly rooster man
The only boy who could ever teach me
Was the studly rooster man
Yes he was, he was, ooh, yes he was

[brief instrumental interlude]

Bein' studly isn't always easy
No matter how hard he try
When he started strut walking to me
He'd come'n tell me "Everything is all right"
He'd come and tell me "Everything is all right"
Can he do it again tonight?

The only one who could ever reach me
Was the studly rooster man
The only boy who could ever teach me
Was the studly rooster man
Yes he was, he was, ooh, yes he was (yes he was)

How well I remember
The swagger that was in his walk
Stealin' laughs from us on the sly
Takin' us to St. Anthony's
Tellin' me that he's got a question
Learnin' about things that are random
Lookin' to see how much his wings've grown and

The only one who could ever reach me
Was the studly rooster man
The only boy who could ever teach me
Was the studly rooster man
Yes he was, he was, oh yes he was

(The only one who could ever reach me)
He was the smack-talkin' studly rooster man
(The only boy who could ever teach me)
Was the studly rooster man

(The only one who could ever reach me)
Was the smack-talkin' studly rooster man